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Hi guys. This is Alberto.

I wish i was Asian. AZn people are hella cool. I’m just plain white and i steal puppies.

Sometimes in the morning I wake up and I just go straight to class. Theres no need to wash my face or change or even look in the mirror. I look like this all the time in fact. It’s the cool werewolf look I’m going for. You know that awesome movie Twilight? I want to be the werewolf like Jacob Black. He was my inspiration.

I also think that i need cialis. You can look it up if you are curious enough. I just watched a commercial about it just now. It looks good, I think I’ll talk to my doctor about getting some.

I want a husky. they are so cute. I like furry animals. they are soft. i could rub my face all over their fur. i want to name my dog killa. i think it is a funny name. i also like spagetti. my favorite day in the DC is when they have spaghetti and meatballs. also, mashed potates and chicken pot pie. they are so delicious. it makes me drool thinking about food. i think i will eat soon.

my roommate armando is a funny fella. he is sleeping. i think i should pull a prank on him. maybe i will fart on his pillow. then he will have red eye, like from that pregnant movie.

Well as an athlete I get priority registration. Freshman get semi priority registration as they get to sign up for a few units ahead of everybody else but I get to sign up for all my units at the time they do it.

Wow change of story.

So my roommate, being the gentleman that he is, waited till his friend Marissa left the room before announcing “I need to fart. And it’s going to be bad” to which I imediately yelled “Take it outside!” He replied with a very simple “NO! It has to be here!” and then proceeded to fart one of the nastiest sounding farts ever! I was disgusted and quickly angled my fan to keep the smell away from me. He then started laughing uncontrollably and announced “I think I shat myself a little bit! The turd is like half way out!” I told him to go to the bathroom and he yelled “I can’t!” and then left, hopefully to the bathroom. I feel sorry for whoever is in there right now.

So I wasn’t getting paid for my confessions posts since I took them from another site http://www.grouphug.us/ Feel free to visit their site if you want more confessions. However I’m going to switch topics now. I haven’t posted in a while and that is a combination of me being sick for a week and a half, I’m just starting to feel slightly better now, and me just being lazy. Also I got a new monitor for my desk. It’s a 22″ flat screen and all together with shipping (free) and a recycling fee, and all that jazz it was only $190. Oh yeah stupid tax was $12. Anyways I got it hooked up to my laptop and I’m using it to work on most of the time and it’s really handy when I got a lot going on. Although being sick all the time has not given me a chance to be really busy on my computer yet so we’ll have to see.

I think I’m going to get a lot of time to use it though because I need to build a website for my computer class and I’m going to be doing it all manually so working on a big screen is probably going to be easier on the eyes. I’ll let you know how it goes.

So I’m sitting in my room, well, lying on my bet. Phill is sitting in the chair, hopefully trying to solve a Rubik’s cube. I don’t know weather or not he is aware that you can’t solve a Rubik’s cube  without knowing the steps. It’s just about mathematically impossible. Armando is on his bed, telling me that if I can’t hear because I have headphones on, I can’t see. I think he’s wrong.

Carrie is sitting at my desk. She now has my Rubik’s cube, she MUST not know that she won’t be able to solve it. But I have decided not to crush her  hopes and dreams by telling her that. Were all watching Comedy Central. It’s pretty funny stuff. There’s this guy Kirk Fox. He’s got a weird style of humor but I  guess it’s pretty funny.

Anyways I’m going to go now. Zack is coming down tonight and we got some plans. Anyways… Albert out! Wow that sounded gay…

Ever have one of your friends tell you there going to kill you but in a playful way? Well if you have then I guess you know what it’s like to spend time my dorm room. It’s a mix of randomness and my roommate threatening to kill me, my children, or anything else really. I’ve gotten used to it and occasionally throw a threat his way once in a while but it’s a rare site to see. I figured out early that they key is to not take the threats too seriously for a few reasons:

1. He won’t remember. Let’s just face it, he makes so many he can’t possibly remember them all
2. He is to lazy to carry it out.
3. He’d get evicted or arrested.

He also says random words or phrases. Just the other day he asked what I would do if he turned into a raccoon and I immediately replied that I would have him put down. Not because I hate him and would like to kill him, but because raccoons carry disease and pestilence and should not be allowed in the dorms. Were only allowed to have goldfish actually. Anything else and you get in major trouble!

Going back to my last post about the fire alarms, somebody pulled the fire alarm this morning at 10:00 and again at 11:00. I was pissed because I was sleeping and I’m sick so I wanted to get lot’s of rest but now I can’t go back to sleep. Wow somebody just pulled the fire alarm again. No joke. Third time today and it’s 12:00. It’s like every hour a fire alarm goes off. We should find the jackass who keeps pulling it and have him drawn and quartered to save us all the time of going outside for half an hour since nobody knows if it’s real or not.

Ok this time they stopped the fire alarm after a minute and just made a announcement that it was a malfunction. I’m just happy I’m not on the upper floors since the elevators don’t work when the fire alarm goes off. They have to walk down six flights of stairs! And I can’t imagine being on the top floor of the towers dorm and having to walk down like 10-14 flights. Sucks for them but the view is probably pretty awesome.

You might look at the title and think that I’m just trying to draw you in but I assure you that I am completely serious. The weirdest thing about it was that I was the last person on my dorm floor to find out about this. Strange? Maybe a little bit. It begs the question: “What else is he hiding from me that everybody else already knows?” To be honest I’m not as bothered by it as I thought I would be. Although I never thought much about how much I would be bothered by something like this.

The way I found out isn’t 100% clear to me since I don’t have the most superb memory. I remember him laughing at me telling me I was the last person to find out and I think I just said “Oh… All right…” However it did hit me as a shock. Ya see, I got to know him pretty well via Facebook and MySpace before actually moving into the dorms. I knew he was going to be a little weird and once we were living in the same room I did find him to be slightly strange. Not in a bad way mind you just not “Average”. I guess that’s a good thing cause then my college experience isn’t going to be “Average” and it’s now guaranteed to generate me some interesting stories that I will most definitely post on here. So be sure to check back often

I think that as long as he doesn’t decide to wear a dress around the room I’m going to be just fine. I know he reads this blog so I hope I’m not “Stepping over the line” so to speak. He seems comfortable enough with it though which I guess is good. I’m not one to make a big deal out of anything that makes anybody different but I just couldn’t help but to blog about it. Sorry Mando if you want this down just ask.

Well that’s that. Hope you guys find that amusing/interesting/informative or whatever else you found it to be.