acollegestudent

I was with Katie and she presented me with one of those fake knives where when you stab somebody, the blade goes into the handle. I found it to be quite amusing and started to stab her repeatedly with it expecting somebody to see and run over and pull my arm back only to find that it was a fake knife. We would then all laugh and fall on the floor from laughing and start rolling around. That didn’t happen so I was very dissipated. I do keep the knife on my desk now, handy for repelling computer thieves. I plan on taking it to college with me to stab my friends or to just carry around, maybe stab some random people and possibly get stabbed back by a real knife.

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