acollegestudent

Well as an athlete I get priority registration. Freshman get semi priority registration as they get to sign up for a few units ahead of everybody else but I get to sign up for all my units at the time they do it.

Wow change of story.

So my roommate, being the gentleman that he is, waited till his friend Marissa left the room before announcing “I need to fart. And it’s going to be bad” to which I imediately yelled “Take it outside!” He replied with a very simple “NO! It has to be here!” and then proceeded to fart one of the nastiest sounding farts ever! I was disgusted and quickly angled my fan to keep the smell away from me. He then started laughing uncontrollably and announced “I think I shat myself a little bit! The turd is like half way out!” I told him to go to the bathroom and he yelled “I can’t!” and then left, hopefully to the bathroom. I feel sorry for whoever is in there right now.

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