acollegestudent

I noticed one day a man wearing a pair of glasses. Now these glasses weren’t just any ordinary glasses. They were child molester glasses. When I saw them I immediately thought “Those are the type of glasses a child molester would wear!” That is when I started to wonder if he was a child molester and if I should go make a citizens arrest. However I don’t think anybody gives a rats ass about citizens arrests anymore. I remember when my dad first told me about them. I thought it was awesome! I wanted to see somebody do something bad just so I could go arrest them. I was only a kid though so I don’t think I could have managed to restrain them…