Nov 09 2008
The Best of Confessions v3.2
342364593
I hate being so melodramatic about my love life. I wish it would just figure itself so i wouldn’t have to worry about it all the time. But I guess that’s why i’m a hopeless romantic.
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560852192
most of my “a funny thing happened to me today” stories are total lies. although the ease with which i concoct them sometimes alarms me, i think it’s mostly a harmless little dumb habit that doesn’t get me into any trouble…
but…
… i think one of those stories, warped in the rumor mill, may have gotten one of my high-school teachers fired.
she was kind of a bitch.
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403176438
16/f
Last night I had a dream in which I was kissing this girl I know. The kissing was all rushed and desperate, and made me really hot. In real life, I don’t talk to the girl very much at all. But when I saw her today, all I could think about was kissing her.
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213960853
I really wish my best friend were more interested in me. He’d be a great boyfriend, but he’s just too good a friend to be like that.
He’s on the phone with another friend of ours. I look at him and wish soooooo much he’d kiss me.
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590441966
I don’t like how almost all the confessions on here have to do with hate or sex.
So…
My confession?
I really think paperclips are the cutest objects on Earth.
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694623160
A lot of chicks only like buff, built guys, but I find a lot of fat guys really cute, because fat guys are often strong as well. They’re like tough teddy bears. And a lot are really nice. Most buff guys are jerks.
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637608500
I’m the “nice-guy”
which means I won’t get ass ‘til I’m like 30 and married
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761505899
I pretended I had stomach problems to avoid having sex with my wife because I had jacked off 6 hours earlier…
I have done this more than once…
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More to come
