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im 15. i havnt hit puberty. all my friends make fun of me for not having pubes. my penis is only 3 inches erect.i masterbate alot to goat porn. somthing about how they pee on their own face just arouses me in such a way i never thought possible.
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405779158

you know when you do a turd too big to fit down the toilet and it wont flush? and you know when you do a turd and it floats and wont flush? well i just did a turd that forfills both of those. the fucker is way to big to fit down the hole AND it’s floating. its gonna have to sit there and get soggy for a bit cause after 4 flushes it’s still there
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216984228

damn, today me and my girlfriend got walked in on 1st by her brother, and then an hour later by her mom.

i had to hide in the laundry room…
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139307540

I was just watching TV with my mom, while she was breastfeeding the baby.

I was looking at the baby, and then my mom flipped up her shirt not knowing that I was watching the baby, and I just saw her nipple.

I think I’m going to be scarred for life.
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378300447

I just killed a man and found out I can’t eat all of his corpse. what do I do?
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