Oct 02 2008
You Guys Wanna See My Face?!?
So I was leaving my math class today and right before I was leaving one of the kids said “Wow the weather is being weird today. It’s so foggy.” I looked outside to see thick fog and thought “Wow cool! I love riding my longboard through fog!” So I walked out into the hall while talking to my friend Megan and I proceeded to ride my board down the hall. I’m surprised nobody has told me to get off of it yet. Now I’m very hungry so when I get out the door I tell her that I’ll see her tomorrow and I ride down a steep incline that lasts about 6 feet and then lean so that my board makes the sharp turn to ride down the road. However when I first left the hall the mist hit me but I didn’t think about it. The fog was more of a misty drizzle and the road was wet.
Now we all know that wet roads are slippery but when on a longbaord and moving rather quickly while taking a sharp turn the road is a lot more slippery than you might think. So when I take the turn I feel the board beneath me start to slide. Suddenly it flies out from underneath me and I fall to the ground. I throw my hand out to try to break my fall but my efforts are futile. My right hand deflects part of the blow but my speed sends me tumbling and I roll sending myself tumbling and scraping my chin and lip on the ground. It hurt but not at first. I though my lip was a lot worse than it is actually and there was only a little bit of blood. I look up mutter “Fuck…” and see Megan walking down the incline “Wow that sucks!” she says. I agree and pick up my board. My face aches and my lip feels like its destroyed. She says it isn’t that bad except that there’s a lot of blood on the right side of my chin. So I pick up my board and start walking back to the dorm. 
“It’s a little bit slippery out” I say to her as I pass a car parked and look at my face in the reflection of the window. I didn’t like what I saw and didn’t like the feel of it either. I passed Sam, my friend from Cross Country, and he asked me if I wanted to go get acupuncture… I politely declined. So the moral of the story is always know the conditions of the road before taking a sharp turn on your board! Oh and thank God for laptop backpacks. I had my laptop with me and it’s completely fine.
That’s why you don’t ride your board around with your laptop on your back!
Also Sam was going to try to get full body acupuncture haha.