acollegestudent

I think it’s funny when people where camouflage clothing to pretend like you can’t see the part of their body that’s covered with the camouflage. Like if see your buddy wearing a pair of stylish camouflage pants and you approach him suddenly stop and scream “HEY! Where the hell are your legs!” When he gives you a strange confused look approach him, maybe touch his leg (stay low and to the side to avoid looking homosexual) and exclaim “Ohhhhhhhh. I couldn’t see your legs cause you were wearing camouflage pants. You just blend in so well with your surroundings.”

It’s even more amusing when the person is wearing camouflage clothing but it’s not your traditional colors. So there walking around with black and white camouflage in case you want to avoid your colorblind friend. That way you’ll just blend right in. Or somebody who wears multi colored camouflage so they can move around undetected at a gay pride parade.

I’m not making fun of people who wear camouflage clothing. I mean, who doesn’t want to be able to sneak around undetected like the little special forces guy to the right with no legs. In fact I have been looking to get my hands on a pair of camouflage pants myself but can’t seem to locate any… Anybody know where I can get a pair that won’t cost me over $15? Anyways I didn’t think this concept up on my own. I’m not that creative. Most of the credit goes to my Cross Country team, especially Kyle. If you haven’t met him you should, he’s a funny bitch.VS

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